Fatwahs!

I like to collect fatawa (plural of fatwah) against me. Here are the ones I have so far:
From Michael, Lord Protector of the Lutheran Millennium:

OK, Musli. You get a fatwah and, along with Lipstick, a free pass out of the Lutheran reeducation camps during the Lutheran Millennium.

From Sobek, Lord Ra Fayyumi:

Hmm, I’ve never issued a fatwa against anyone. I’m not sure I have the vocab. How about al-mowt illa muslihoon wa-ir-riddahu, wa illa kull-al-kaafireen.

Wear it with pride.

‘Course, I’m not a mufti, so take your fatwa for what it’s worth.

2 Comments

  1. Anonymous said,

    July 12, 2009 at 5:22 am

    6. Verily, those who disbelieve, it is the same to them whether you (O Muhammad Peace be upon him ) warn them or do not warn them, they will not believe.

    7. Allâh has set a seal on their hearts and on their hearings, (i.e. they are closed from accepting Allâh’s Guidance), and on their eyes there is a covering. Theirs will be a great torment.

    8. And of mankind, there are some (hypocrites) who say: “We believe in Allâh and the Last Day” while in fact they believe not.

    9. They (think to) deceive Allâh and those who believe, while they only deceive themselves, and perceive (it) not!

    10. In their hearts is a disease (of doubt and hypocrisy) and Allâh has increased their disease. A painful torment is theirs because they used to tell lies.

    11. And when it is said to them: “Make not mischief on the earth,” they say: “We are only peacemakers.”

    12. Verily! They are the ones who make mischief, but they perceive not.

    “WA ITHAA QEELA LAHUM, LAA TUF SIDOO FIL ARDI, QAALOO INNAMAA NAHNU MUSLIHOON. ALA INNAHUM HUMUL MUFSIDOONA WALA KILLAA YASH’UROON.”

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  2. Faizan Mumtaz said,

    August 13, 2009 at 10:04 pm

    Dang, do you need ice with that burn? Masha Allah

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